09/03/25 17:27 When can it be time for distractions?
09/03/25 02:34 It's been like 2 months already! wow
09/03/25 02:28 Come to think of it, there very well could be limescale
on the inside of my body. Maybe that's why I feel so bad all the time.
08/03/25 23:16 Hey, someone likes you
They're into your illusion
Hey, someone like you
Is into the games you're playing
Hey, I would like to
Surrender to the illusion.
I am the only one searching for you
And if I get caught
Then the search is through.
08/03/25 23:14 The why isn't always on earth though.
25/02/25 13:05 Everything that's going on right now is quite funny actually.
I bet Peeps is laughing his ass off at me rn
25/02/25 12:57 There's an art to the smirk that few can master
24/02/25 20:52 "Architecture students are like virgins with an itch they cannot
scratch. Never build a building 'till you're 50 - what kind of life
is that?"
24/02/25 10:13 It's a miracle there's no limescale on the inside of our bodies.
19/02/25 18:44 Indirect dialogue is no longer allowed as it impedes reader experience.
19/02/25 02:16 Let's not forget it was also a big day for flowers.
Also don't call me that.
19/02/25 01:58 what a fucking shame man
19/02/25 01:46 reflections on valentine's day 2025: Pooks took me to waitrose,
then sang at me.
Then we had dinner: two packs of Marlboros and a tub of Alpro yoghurt.
19/02/25 01:42 i renounce all my relation to 5 minutes ago. That time sucked ass
19/02/25 01:42 it also can't be found at only one time
19/02/25 01:39 See. Now I've made you google 'Larry David young'.
19/02/25 01:38 Love can't be found in only one place
19/02/25 01:37 Just discovered that Larry David was handsome
when he was young
19/02/25 01:35 Love is historical but only through my sunglasses
19/02/25 01:33 I'm designing a long corridor for all the inside jokes
to slowly make their way out.
19/02/25 01:19 Who ever said receipts have to be funny?
Or whitty? Here's a serious
receipt instead. I turned my phone off for the
entire second half of my day yesterday and it was
great, so tomorrow I'm gonna do the same thing.
Now that I've said my bit it's time for something funny.
Mate, there is no way we're doing that. We're not fourteen.
WE'RE THIRTEEN
18/02/25 22:38 is it time for distractions yet?
15/02/25 15:16 Bare wonder that happened
14/02/25 19:21 'Tis a big day for flowers.
11/02/25 16:09 More time please
11/02/25 16:08 blood, skin und muscle ja
10/02/25 22:14 If shoe shining is lame then how do you
explain the rush of excitement
when I see a shiny red shoe?
10/02/25 16:33 MAYBE I WONT BLUD!
YEAH USUALLY
BUT MAN HAS CONCEPT FOR DIS
BUT MAN LIKES SENTENCE
BUT MAN MIGHT SACRIFICE SENTENCE FOR SAKE OF CONCEPT
MAN MIGHT MAKE SENTENCE FUCK ICBA TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE PLEASE FUCK OFF
10/02/25 15:33 Lord when my corn snake arrives
06/02/25 15:19 Department is the Pond
06/02/25 15:18 You should see it when it's busy
04/02/25 03:47 time to KEEP GOING
04/02/25 03:47 What a great idea all of this was
04/02/25 03:21 The last guy who was on this page made a
massive mess and left it all to me to clean up
04/02/25 02:25 things are about to happen
31/01/25 14:21 give yourself some flack bro
29/01/25 03:24 it is actually the hurricane on the
other side of the world that causes the
butterfly's wings to flap.
29/01/25 03:16 everywhere I go is just more stairs
29/01/25 03:09 Einstein's paradox of relative simultaneity implies
that there could exist a game of rock paper scissors that
is both won and lost by both participants. If this doesn't
give you hope then i dont know what will
29/01/25 02:55 it would be funny if woodchucks could chuck
wood, but the amount they chuck is only ever zero wood.
29/01/25 02:47 suicide notes seem to take on average about
73 years to write.
27/01/25 21:14 If advertising actually worked everyone would
voluntarily watch advertisements for
"unremarkable life that keeps going in and out of shambles".
27/01/25 19:34 Couldn't think of anything to say today actually
26/01/25 16:16 whats the best language someone let me know
26/01/25 14:23 Adrien Brody is unwatchable
25/01/25 17:13 I would like to be an architect for the
negative space inbetween buildings.
23/01/25 15:28 I suspect Leonard Cohen might be G.o.d
23/01/25 14:43 Reading Nabokov's 'Glory' and I like it
even though I'd hate to write like he does
22/01/25 03:13 rearranging my organs in premiere pro.
22/01/25 20:46 i hate advisors who solicit people
22/01/25 20:46 I hate people who give unsolicited advice
22/01/25 20:40 the end is near and the crows are circling.
peeps is waking up and he goes to get a glass of water
and takes his tablets
22/01/25 15:49 bumbacoffee
22/01/25 14:38 where did i last put that sneeze
21/01/25 11:43 puzzles should be done without knowing what the image is.
then there are 2 elements of surprise.
1) discovering what the image is
2) thinking why on earth you are doing a puzzle.
21/01/25 07:32 why mustn't the bed ever get out of me?
21/01/25 07:28 I would like a thought to come
20/01/25 19:22 I fucking despise you. you know what you did
20/01/25 19:21 I hate you though. Yeah you.
20/01/25 19:00 I love you all
20/01/25 18:45 shoulda woulda coulda doulda
20/01/25 16:43 hjgjhvjhvjhvjhv
20/01/25 16:39 hi
20/01/25 16:34 I love format
20/01/25 16:28 Fuck fuck fuck fuck 4 times